Sailing On Credit Poem by John Howard Davies

I'M SAILING ON MY CREDIT CARD
IN AND OUT OF SHOPS
WHERE WAVES OF 'CANT MISS' BARGAINS
NEED BUYING BEFORE THEY STOP

TWENTY PERCENT OFF EVERYTHING
BUY TWO AND GET ONE FREE
FROM iPHONES, BOOZE, UNWANTED SHOES
IN THIS TORRENTIAL SHOPPING SPREE

NO HOLES BARRED ON MY CREDIT CARD
I CAN SHOP UNTIL I DROP
BUYING STUFF I'LL NEVER NEED
THAT HONESTLY AIN'T MUCH COP

I NEED SAVING FROM THESE BARGAINS
FROM THIS TIDE OF UNLIMITED DEALS
DRANG ME OUT BY MY HALF PRICED SOCKS
FILL MY (SAILS)AND DAMP THEIR APPEAL! !