Sara Palin, Tea And Breast Pumps Poem by James McLain

Do I remember!
You betcha, I remember.
Sarah Palin, now and you.
Even before the beauty of the beating
they both took, before and after.

My husband, with him here all around me
the need for a breast pump, is minimal
but when and if I do,
what type of breast pump should I choose?

Only each politician on bent knee, will determine
how often we can meet or go off to lunch,
will feel the need to determine how often,
and in what way you will be using a breast pump.

Will congress be staying at home with the baby
and pumping me now and again for those date nights,
or will you be returning to work full time
and pumping congress several times a day, too stay?

Lobby For: The Manual Breast Pumps,
if you would like to have a breast pump around, 'just in case,

You have seen my man,
and I, his hockey stick
and pucks on golden pond
looking at Russia from my back porch
My name is: Sarah Palin
and if you vote for me,
consider each dropp a vote
in either direction,
however it comes out and you can betcha.