Schmacebook Poem by Esther Moe

Facebook, schmacebook
Everybody wants me on facebook

Why aren't you on facebook,
They say

Facebook, schmacebook
Everybody wants me on facebook

Where did you see that, I ask
On facebook,
They say

Facebook, schmacebook
Everybody wants me on facebook

I don't want to be on facebook,
I say

Because all my friends will keep me informed
Because they're on facebook,
I say

Facebook, schmacebook
Everybody wants me on facebook

Maybe someday I'll be on facebook,
I say
But not today