Shield Your Mouth From The Gooey Beast Inhabiting The Dairy Fridge Poem by Kevin Patrick

The Cookie dough attacks
In hurricane squadrons
Nose diving in descending
Parallelogram formations
Soon their bellies deluge
Chocolate chip deployments
Bombarding the bodies atoll
With Transfat- adiposities
A Shot glass explodes
Inside the eye of the lips
Spreading carbonated napalm
For lifesaver mouthwash
As another flank of glucose
Escalates the expansion
Of Fast flooding esters
Lead by the high Oberschutze
General Pillsbury doughboy
Commandeers the assault
With margarine and egg bombs
In a plastic wrapping vessel
Down the hatched goes the city
Decimating working six packs
Sending Dunkirk abdomens
To a field of glycerol ruin
While chocolate chips assault
A Blitzkrieg celebration
The left flank is glued
As the right falls in June
Now the kitchens Hiroshima
And I look like Nagasaki
After the month of August
In the bloated light of autumn blues
Eventually the fog horns
Lay the ground work for tourism
Softening the whales underbelly
For commemorative tableware
But I don't have protection
Accept to give you this failed warning
Shield your mouth from the gooey beast
Inhabiting the dairy fridge



Quick sugar rush is brutal