Six Irrelevant Puns Poem by Kevin Patrick

A pair of unemployed actors went to rob a bank
then they did a rendition of king Lear
they always wanted to play to a captive audience


I have a safe in the shape of a glass hand
its for me to say everything I own
is in safe hands



The Worse Doctors always have a lack of patience.

Did you know Eve was the first comedian?
she was always cracking Adams Ribs


Vincent Van Gogh had an eye for art
but never an ear for music

I know what you're thinking puns? for poems?
Like a very stern Mother Superior
Im sure you will have Nun of this.