If someday
they'd address me
With an 'E'
after the Sir, that's Sire.
I'd first declare
the Pope a girl
Then I'd take the cure.
Wouldn't it be divine
to call the Pontiff
Holy Mother for a change?
If I'm anointed King
There's much
to re-arrange
I'd stamp out
mass corruption
Let prisoners
walk free
Lock zoo keepers down
in my public zoos
where the animals
could come and see
I'd make love with every beauty
who had ever caught my eye
No birds would live
in gilded cages
I'd mandate all junkies
to stay sky high
A leading elder statesman
Oh, to be the boss of you
It wouldn't be at all usual
for Chuck to marry Stu.
Now, if homosexuality
is not what you desire
Maids and maidens
off to Royal chambers
we'd all retire
If it should ever come to light
my powers do, indeed, corrupt.
Please don't hesitate
to tell me all about it
Judas Krupps
As for now
I'll do my level best
to get along with you.
til Royal Guard
with Royal Sword
commence to run you through...
Buddy Bee Anthony
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Re-edited 01/02/2023 @ 2: : 31 AM Pacific Standard Time
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