Steal Deal Poem by Ima Ryma

Black Friday can come any day
For those of us who choose to steal.
Bigger biz looks the other way
While we make off with the free deal.
Bigger biz can afford to lose
Relatively few stuff we take,
And so the bigger biz does choose,
Our thefts no big deal to make.
Of course that means prices go up
For all the law abiding folk,
Who on Black Friday cram stores - yup,
Not knowing that on them's the joke.

Black Friday 'deals' are for the nice.
We, the naughty, don't pay the price.