Sun Bed - 'E Save Me! ' Poem by Frizz Warwick

How does it work dear? Lay down and you'll see
These bright lights here - they're called UV

What skin type are you? Hmmm, I'd say fair
Yes I know you have olive skin and jet black hair

Just trust me dear you'll see when I'm done
Before you realise you'll look like David Dickinson

Lay there and rest, I'll be back in an hour
You've nothing to worry about my little flower

Now, your session is over all is complete
You feel dizzy love? Here have a seat...

Just out of curiosity what is your age?
I should have asked before you got in the 'sun cage'

Hmm, oh well, here's a mirror look at your tan
Is it possible gasps the girl? I look like my Gran!