The Coo Coo Crazy Zoo Poem by Allen Steble The Philosophical Poet

Let me introduce you
To the world's strangest zoo
It doesn't matter where you've been
There's nothing here you would've ever seen

There's Grant the giant ant
He's as big as a family car
He can carry a school bus on his head
And his exo-shell is as tough as lead

Then there's Ryan the vegan lion
Who does not dare eat meat
He loves a fresh stick of celery
With peanut butter and jelly

Don't forget Pat the playful kitty cat
Who can bark like a happy dog
She doesn't meow, she doesn't know how!
But she can moo like a happy cow!

Let's look at Doug the delightful dog
He speaks five different languages
When you walk by him he will tell you a joke
Or just ask you to give him a nice stroke

Let's not even discuss Harriette's gassy parrots
Who burp and fart till you laugh and cry
It always smells like sulphur, seeds and rotten bird feed
And you don't even need to ask us why

Oh what about Bree's cheeky chimpanzees
Who can mime until the end of time
They wear shoes on their hands and gloves on their feet
As they swing from their vines to the jungle beat

Thank you for visiting the strangest zoo
Where nothing seems to make a dime of sense
Oh and we forgot to tell you, there's no exit
So if you want to leave you'll have to climb the fence

Have a nice day!