The English have driven us
Nuts, with the language they’ve given us
It should be more than ample
To display this one example
Since the plural of mouse is mice
And with more than one louse, we have lice
So logically it would suffice
For the plural of house to be hice
This disciplined British persistence
Maddens us with Brit inconsistence
Though, it’s not quite all reprehensible
As it’s sometimes quite common sensible
Imagine reading Pygmalion
In Italian
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
nice lol i like this poem, its so true and funny good job on it :)