The Ikea Effect Poem by Sheena Blackhall

The Ikea Effect

I canna use IKEA.
I canna wirk it oot
Wi aa thon bits o paper
The screws an nails spreid oot
Ye'd need a first in algebra
A geometry degree
An at the very very least
A jynery PHd

I like tae keep things simple
A switch wi on an aff
IKEA…is it wirth it?
Man, dinna makk me lauch!

Sheena Blackhall
Tuesday, October 20, 2020
Topic(s) of this poem: work
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