The Last President Poem by Spock the Vegan

Political parties are up in arms
Alarmists are wanting to change our farms
Politicians are wanting to tax the rich
But problems they don't want to fix

The other party they always do blame
If they don't get their way they call a name
They accuse their rival of things they have done
And only look out for number one

They want to take away everyone's gun
In a mass shooting they want you to run

They say we have too much carbon dioxide
And deny that pressured scientists have lied
We have world leaders who have no hearts
In Australia they tax the cow's farts

It doesn't matter for what country your rootin'
The last president will be Vladimir Putin