There once was a man from France
Who ended up with ants in his pants
Everywhere he walked
The people did talk
You should of seen his weird crazy dance
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There was a fellow from Frons who got some ons in iz pons. Wherever e'd wander the people would ponder if chilli sauce was the cause of his dons.