The Ramona Reality Show Poem by Ramona Thompson

Do I p... you off?
Make you so darn mad that just can't help but wanna put your fist through a wall?
Good
Cos that's all part of the plan, our master plan
Watching over your shoulers as you sit there at your computers flaming and fuming
With our camera hidden safely away in all of your little comfy home and work areas
You have no idea, no idea at all

Actors we have spread out all over the world wide web
Troublemakers, flammers, spammers and more
Paid handsomely for their royalty to us
Rewarded well indeed for the head games they play
Never do you deal with just one
Always it's two or more
United together to create the very best reality show ever seen

R-A-M-O-N-A
Tell us
What do you believe it could stand for?
Who in the world could have masterminded such a crazy yet unique plan
How far and how deep does the scope of our power reach?
We'll never tell and you'll never know
Through you may lanch a thousand and one different conspiracy theories

And so it goes
And so the maddness plays on and on
Game, set, match
The poetry and the many publishing credits are just the beginning
Lights, camera, reaction
Will yours make the show?
Only if you're among the most outragous of the outragous
Only if you're ready to give all of your very best to.....

R-A-M-O-N-A

The Ramona Reality Show!

2009 Ramona Thompson