The Rodent Poem by Randy McClave

Poor little dumb rodent
Baited by the cheese,
As it survives by what it does scent
And to always eat as it does please.
It sniffed the cheese in the trap,
A few moments later it's neck did snap.

Poor stupid single man
Baited by the scent of sex,
Now he's looking for a woman
Who later he will happily call his ex.
Now he will sniff as he will hunt,
And then later he will get her pregnant.

The mouse it was very hungry
The man he was desiring,
They both were lusting and carefree
And they both were looking for an acquiring.
In a trap the rodent was captured,
In a trap the man was raptured.

Randy L. McClave