The Sneeze Of Sponge Bob Poem by Ima Ryma

Sponge Bob blew out a great big sneeze.
All of Bikini Bottom shook.
Pet snail, Gary, meowed, 'Golly! Geez! '
And gave Sponge Bob a puzzled look.
The pineapple house dripped in snot.
Sponge Bob was so proud of his blow.
'Humans don't think us sponges got'
'The mindset to sneeze - doncha know! '
'Sandy Cheek squirrel can spread the word, '
'Next time she heads out of the sea, '
'That humans again think absurd, '
'About how nature truly be.'

A sneezing Sponge Bob doll now is
Blowing away merchandise biz.