To Be 'good God' Parents Poem by Alexander Johnson

This is your god parents speaking,
And you can always call us for a chat.
If its exam day and your freaking,
We've been through all of that.
If its havoc that is wreaking,
We can help ride out the storm.
If your homework needs critiquing,
We can help you to brainstorm.
If your eyes won't stop leaking,
We can try and fix the tap.
If your boyfriend needs some 'tweaking',
Out of him we can beat the....
If the seams seem to be creaking,
We will try to stop the rot.
If its guidance you are seeking,
We'll give you everything we've got.
Now advice, strictly speaking,
Isn't all we can give you.
It's your happiness we're seeking,
And that's all that we will do.