Moomoos (Aka Cleo The Cat) Poem by Alexander Johnson

'MooooooMoooooos! ! ! ! '
'MiiiiiiMiiiiims! ! ! ! '
'How you do! ! ! '
'U OK! ! ! '
'Want some water? ? ? '
'Want some Bickeeees! ! ! '
Just Listen to me, what the hell am I on?
I sound like one of the BeeGees, with his balls being stepped on! ! !
I dont even like cats, I want a dog for a pet! ! !
but my mrs keeps on saying, 'we cannot get one yet'.
But I do like Moos, she is my cat, and I Love her silly face,
I just wish she was called rover and she had a ball to chase.
So if you ever walk by a house and you hear a stupid high pitch tone,
Saying 'Miiiiiiims' and 'Moooos' and 'Bickeeees', Its probably my home.