Trigonometry Poem by Tan Pratonix

Trigonometry

Rating: 5.0


Trigonometry began
When Sine and Cos and Tan
[The latter, a perfect gentleman]
Agreed to work in a Triangle.

Now Sine was cross with Cos
Because she got into a tangle
With Cosec the Smart Alec,
Who had a special angle

For flirty Cotangent
[Also known as Cot]
Whose reputation
[Or shall we say, computation? ]
Was certainly not

Above board, like Tangent
[Also known as Tan,
Who, I repeat, was a perfect gentleman]

Cross-fighting in the Triangle,
They drew an obtuse angle;
And slowly by degrees
Sine began to freeze

Till one fine day,
Cosec ran away
With Cotangent...
Which left a place vacant
For the incorrigible Secant,
Who fought and fell out with Tangent…

In short,
Thanks to Cosec and Cot,
Trigonometry
Had to be abandoned.

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Cheung Shun Sang 09 November 2006

I feel that is fun. but quite obscure. poeticeness is quite good Quite strange in meanings. Any deep metaphors are hard to follow. Give me some back grounds will u.. I had been come to you full of happliness

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William Jackson 11 February 2006

Very witty, especially to a reader like me who was never good at trigonometry.

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David Gerardino 27 February 2006

OK, THIS I LIKE, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

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Brian Dorn 17 April 2006

Math was never my best subject... fun poem! Brian

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Faith Elizabeth Brigham 11 February 2006

Intriguing poem about a subject as mysterious to me as the Dutch languge. I enjoyed this one alot. It seemed whimsical and was definitely unique! All my best-Faith Elzabeth Brigham

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Shaun Cronick 17 January 2020

Well done Tan! ! Hipparchus of Nicaea would be so proud of you. A beautiful well thought out poem bringing fun to mathematics and I love the personal touches. The icing on a golden cake. 10++ and added to my tabulate of corresponding values of arc and chord for a series of angles. Superb!

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Jim Hogg 17 January 2020

A vertex of passion revolving around kissing cosines... Always good to see a fresh angle on trigonometric romance. Certainly struck a chord here.

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Todd Giberson 23 October 2017

I use trigonometry with some regularity on my job and it is fun to see these trigonometric characters come to life.

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Kathy Van Kurin 16 December 2016

Tan Pratonix, These trig concepts are quite stoic in their ways. I am surprised they even can get into trouble with each other at all. Just a delight to read. You have brought life to a academic area iv'e not thought of in awhile. It takes creativity to write such a ditty. Loved it much! . Kathy

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Georgina Murray 05 December 2016

Now this poem - I LOVE! ! !

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