V8 Scheming Poem by MAD DEW

You know that I have been v8 scheming
And doing some muscle car dreaming
Thinking about the old Z28 that is all tired out
But how I am gonna make her great without a doubt
How for power she will have quite a bit more
Than the stock one-hundred-forty-five horsepower LG4
About ripping out the Saginaw to put in a 700R4
Because I need a transmission that can handle more
About the UMI parts I got to add some chassis strength
So she doesn't just twist up in the quarter mile length
But she won't just be fast in a straight line
Because she will corner more than fine
Because I am gonna up her rating on that skid pad
And even from the factory she didn't handle half bad
Oh man how I love that old beat up Camaro
And ridin her is gonna make me feel like a pharaoh
But how she isn't the only project I need to get done
Because I also got my four by four farm truck one
She is gonna be my redneck ride
With bedliner half way up the side
Gonna try to make her pretty die hard
Up front she will get a black brush guard
In the back she has got the frame of a 10 ton International
And I know that may be over built to the point of irrational
But I always rather have it over done than have it under done
Especially since she is getting the springs of a three quarter ton
You know I got to up her in bed capacity
Plus it adds to her farm truck audacity
Then I will see what I want to do when I get that far
And of course I would like to have one more car
I want four dour Nova and I'll drop in my old 283
And see how fast I can get that sedan to go for me
That is right a four door, I don't want a two door coupe
I want something I can race around with and in a group
Leave the bench seats, don't need bucket seats
Just to race her around on the daily in the streets
I would go with a three speed, three-fifty turbo hydromatic
With a shift kit I will still have these wanna bes going static
Because she would barely be going ahem
And you know I'd still be pulling on them
And no I don't have that four door Nova yet,
But I'll have it before I turn twenty-one I bet
Because I'm muscle car dreaming
And I am always v8 scheming