Vengance Upon The Fly Poem by Sans Serif

I love my sister in all the world.
I'll love her when she dies.
I'll love her on my deathbed.
I'll love her, now she cries.
Oh that cry I've never heard!
That horrible cry I hear.
It makes me hurt inside
And makes me weep these tears.
The pain that caused this horrific scene
That I had never heard
Was caused by naught but a tiny bug.
I know it sounds absurd.
Though now having seen what you did
To my one and only sister
I swear my vengance upon your life
I swear upon mine, Mister.
Keep on your toes and a sharp ear
For I will see you dead.
Don't ever let me hear you around
Mine or my sister's head.
I swear my vengance upon you.
You awful little fly.
I swear to see you dead and gone
For making my sister cry.