What If Girls Were More Like Guys? Poem by Zoon Attique

Girls like nothing more
than making a guy run,
carrying a wish list
that may weight a ton.
Ignoring the work that should be done
to get away and have some fun.

Their actions make some questions rise,
some questions like the whats and whys,
and what if girls
were more like guys.

Not shopping for a thousand years,
not shopping in Macy's
not shopping in Sears.
Then, competition will be men's only fear.

This may be the life that men will like,
no more whats and no more whys,
when girls become
more like guys.