What Schools Teach About Sex Poem by James McLain

Condoms what are they for?
Milk is better to drink so I think.
Must she be pregnant for me to drink milk.
The point of conception to me means what?
Pin pricks and milk one I must have.
But to the other each life is but what?
The bigger they are the more milk that I have.
But to one or the other no plan did I have.
Milk being milk full of butter and cream.
Coffee I drink this recesion has all on the brink.
So we watch vampire men getting there fill.
In front of the fire providing woman the ultimate thrill.
That death never gives plodding on, up the hill.
Breasts full to bursting with nothing but milk.