What's Her Title Poem by Randy McClave

I said how are you doing miss
Then she looked at me and let out a deadly hateful hiss,
Then at me she looks at and dismisses
As she then said unto me, "Im a Mrs".
Then while I was walking along,
I pondered to myself, what did I do that was so wrong.

I called her Hannah earlier today
She then said unto me, no, no, no I'm now called Hollyn Renee,
Calling her the prior name as I once had did
Her mother said no, no, no she's now called Kid.
To some they laughed, as they were highly amused,
While I instead, was highly embarrassed and confused.

She called her mother, mother
As if calling someone's brother a brother,
She then said unto her don't ever start a qualm
Just call me mom.
Now I don't know what anyone should call her,
As no one wants to be called hateful or a bother.

I called her a nice looking female
She then looked at me and told me to go straight to hell,
Then she told me also not to call her a lady, or a woman, or a pearl
Instead I should just call her girl.
Now I'm not into any type of name calling,
But, seemingly women always causes a man's I.Q to keep falling.

Randy L. McClave