Xmas Turkeys Poem by Aram Stefanian

The heavy snowstorm blocked the highway on Xmas night
Brian and Patti had to leave the car and seek shelter from snow
It dumped on them hard as they walked until they saw a light
A motel CHRISTMAS TREE welcomed them with a festive glow

They met a family of freaks, but couldn't care less
All they needed was a room to stay overnight and a bottle of wine
The weird manager led them to their room that was a hell of a mess
Said he was sorry for discomfort, and did a line

Patti felt hidden fear, but Brian dispelled it by a French kiss
They drank wine, wished each other Merry Xmas, and hit the hay
They didn't hear the door unlocking with great ease
The whole fam damily came in, whispering, ''Time to put them out of the way''

Dad and mom, and their two ugly daughters, and everyone carried a sharp kitchen knife
Dad said, ''We gonna have two roasted Xmas turkeys tonight, my dear cannibal wife''