Yet Another Of Santa's Secrets Uncovered Poem by Leslie Alexis

The Christmas breeze that blows
Is trying to hint to the truth.
Something Santa thinks only he knows:
- That he travels not by reindeer,
But by planes and parachute!

He hooks up with the US Army
And loans an SR-71 Blackbird;
-Those can moves very subtly-
That's how he travels the whole world!
Now, doesn't this sound less absurd,

Than a journey powered by reindeer,
Trotting in space with hooves?
You should try running in air,
Then you would get your proof!
You can also put tacks on your roof.

Copyright © 2009 Leslie Alexis