You Married Mao, Hitler Or Hirohito? Poem by Chuy Amante

My 'Postal' friend a real life hack
Claims he married Hitler, now heart attack!

I've got my doubts, I've got a feeling
It's HIROHITO with whom he's dealing!

Hiro, no hero, thought he was God-ito!
Now Daily your pearls & harbor she attacks!

Put on your rice hat
and sail to Asia
She only then
be able to praise ya!
Can you imagine that?

Unless she's a cow
that you'll then call MAO,
if not her sword
her methane will kill you yet
and how!