Professor Plum

A Christmas Poesy - Poem by Professor Plum

I poured myself
down the hallway
my hips

and flanks enticingly
swaying just like a drunk
Christmas tree with

awkward ornaments
flying off in all
directions (Clattering

and Shattering)
so shards are in
the carpet. I’m a

happy Christmas
shrub spinning
without a mouth

flexing my appendages
in only my tighty-whities
singing “Levon” and

“Nowhere Man”
and other carols out
of the window

just like Scrooge did it.

Topic(s) of this poem: fashion

Comments about A Christmas Poesy by Professor Plum

  • Gold Star - 16,134 Points Mandolyn ... (11/4/2014 8:04:00 PM)

    I read this once and loved it so much I forgot to say anything.
    I just ran out the front door yelling YESSS!
    with my arms in the air and laughing like a maniac
    only I was wearing yoga pants and a zipped up hoodie.
    people got it. (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Monday, May 19, 2014

Poem Edited: Tuesday, May 20, 2014

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