Professor Plum

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I Wish I Had Been A Cobbler

her fists were cumulus clouds
attached to slender wrists and

one grabbed my crotch I
blinked into ceiling fan eyes

penny for your thoughts make
that two bartender music man

agitating it like a Maytag washing
machine under there where they

stick the gum I thought of Norman
Bates while Lynyrd Skynyrd did

pushups around my head and
she even did the air guitar move

afterward as sweat bubbled
out onto my clammy forehead

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