Ted Sheridan Poems

I was a liar.....
When as a young man I first said I loved you
Back then I didn't know what it meant to Love
in the real sense...
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i want to experience
the sensation of death
before the drugs
take effect
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For the past five miserable nights
I have been without electricity
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I say to you.....
Sheep, weep not because you are weak
but lie down in those sweet green pastures
of false contentment and rejoice
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I look to my left....over my shoulder
I look to my right....behind my back
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She knows how to blow those kisses
into my ear hair and that drives me crazy.
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Darkness looms from behind his eyes
and he accepts the hand you offer him
Defenceless against his charms
you are but a helpless morsel
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Fund raising update:
Half the liberals who read the title suffered mild strokes
But all of the conservatives on the other hand enjoyed a rare orgasm….
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He had just smoked a bowl or two of pretty good weed
And low and behold he was an enlightened poetic genius
Every idea that popped into his newly opened mind
Came from God or the National March of Dimes
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For all the money and the girl seated at the end of the bar
He’s calling the eight ball in the far corner right hand pocket
Banked off the nine in the middle which will go in the left side
By adding the proper body English on the well chalked tip
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