Ted Sheridan Poems

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351.
On Myself

I own a gun
a legal one
properly registered
with a permit to carry
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352.
Vindictive Little Propugner

there are little men
with little man parts
the sum of which
can be held in a lady’s hand
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353.
Peach Fuzz

in my lifetime
there have been
many things
I aspired to be
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354.
The Fetishes You Seek

little freak who dares to speak
with such a demon's forked tongue
the nature of your unintelligible remarks
are not the least bit foreign to me as I am one
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355.
Black Magic Marker

I remember when I was a boy in school
I was expelled because I drew a mustache
on a picture of Hitler.
I never understand the Principals defense of him…
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356.
Plumb Dumb

The wind just blew a paper cup passed my feet
as I walked cold and alone to the corner
My eyes tearing from the wind caught a glimpse
of the lipstick on the end of the straw that protruded
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357.
Places Where We Are Free To Dream

I have no access to her heart
except this that is granted to me
through her eyes and her ears;
open to my words and my voice.
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358.
Seafood And Eat It

I would love to be a prawn
drenched in garlic butter
and devoured by her hunger
There could be no better way to go….
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359.
Following The Queen's Rules On The Trapping Of Flies

Where did she go?
That crazy bitch with the mad bee in her bonnet…
Why just the other day she was in here buzzing about something
Someone, somehow,
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360.
My Old Dog Named Puddles That Can'T Hold Her Water

There was a queer smell in the house and it wasn’t the dog
Having provided her with the customary bi weekly bath
She smelled only a tad like a hound
A suspicious electric air dispersion heater
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