VICTORIA GEORGE

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VICTORIA GEORGE Poems

1. A Chocolate Teapot 7/8/2008
2. An English Country Garden (My Version) 6/21/2008
3. I Must Stop Swearing 6/27/2008
4. A New Diet 7/17/2008
5. Jampot and Honey 7/25/2008
6. Fox Whisperer 6/23/2008
7. Fiona The Rat 6/12/2008
8. Be Careful What You Buy 6/12/2008
9. Mother Nature and Father Time 6/21/2008
10. Our Names 6/21/2008
11. My Real E-Bay Name 6/12/2008
12. My New Caravan 6/21/2008
13. Buying on eBay 6/24/2008
14. My Mother! 6/28/2008
15. I'm Too Ugly! 7/23/2008
16. Male Drivers! 7/23/2008
17. Cyber-Sex 8/2/2008
18. Housework 6/24/2008
19. Pooh And Tigger 6/27/2008
20. Multi Tasking 7/23/2008

The e-Bay CD

Bought a CD off ebay today
Two quid is what I had to pay
It was covered in grime
And some kind of slime
I should’ve just thrown it away

It was Kylie Minogues greatest hits
Cover picture showing her t*ts
The booket was stuck

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