VICTORIA GEORGE

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VICTORIA GEORGE Poems

1. Old Elsie Clutter 6/12/2008
2. The Homing Parrot 6/12/2008
3. The E-Bay Cd 6/12/2008
4. Performing Fleas 6/12/2008
5. The Nail Clippers 6/12/2008
6. My Sailing Dog 6/12/2008
7. The Wedding Gift 6/12/2008
8. The Duvet 6/12/2008
9. The Unopened Box 6/13/2008
10. The Old Gender Bender 6/14/2008
11. The Wags Party 6/18/2008
12. Royals At Ascot 6/19/2008
13. Fur Coat Toupee 6/19/2008
14. Selling Herself On Ebay 6/21/2008
15. The Fool And The Silly Prat 6/21/2008
16. My Blind Date 6/21/2008
17. My Dog Teddy 6/23/2008
18. My New Bed 6/24/2008
19. Poems 6/25/2008
20. Rhyming Poetry 6/25/2008
21. Wimbledon 6/27/2008
22. Noah's Ark 6/27/2008
23. Mum's War 6/29/2008
24. My Critical Mum 7/9/2008
25. Tooth Whitening Kit 7/11/2008
26. Shopping List 7/12/2008
27. Mum's New Stairlift 7/14/2008
28. Plastic Drawers! 7/14/2008
29. Drunken Dad 7/15/2008
30. Best Friends 7/19/2008
31. Poor Old Mum! 7/20/2008
32. My Tight Parents 7/23/2008
33. Me Me Me! 7/23/2008
34. Addicted Dog! 7/28/2008
35. Dog's False Teeth 7/28/2008
36. Supermarket Etiquette 7/28/2008
37. Lord Munnie-Potts Stately Home 8/2/2008
38. A Distastrous Day Out 8/2/2008
39. Dog Coats 8/2/2008
40. Blow-Up Dolls 8/2/2008
Best Poem of VICTORIA GEORGE

A Chocolate Teapot

I wanted a chocolate tea-pot
As a gift for a good friend’s birth-day
But I did feel a bit of a clot
Searching for this on e-Bay

I found a chocolate giraffe
And a chocolate kangaroo
But they wouldn’t give her the laugh
That a chocolate teapot would do

I decided to make one myself
And bought a huge Galaxy slab
Very bad for the general health
But for my plan was perfectly fab

I fashioned it into a pot
Melting it using some heat
Using kettle and water so hot
It really was quite a feat

This teapot I have to confess
Had lumps for ...

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Performing Fleas

Last week I bought performing fleas
From someone on eBay
I opened the box and, if you please...
The blighters ran away!

I searched for them here
and I searched for them there
Those little bugs had gone
Then I saw - a white dog hair

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