VICTORIA GEORGE

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VICTORIA GEORGE Poems

1. A Chocolate Teapot 7/8/2008
2. An English Country Garden (My Version) 6/21/2008
3. I Must Stop Swearing 6/27/2008
4. I'm Too Ugly! 7/23/2008
5. Jampot and Honey 7/25/2008
6. A New Diet 7/17/2008
7. Fox Whisperer 6/23/2008
8. Fiona The Rat 6/12/2008
9. Be Careful What You Buy 6/12/2008
10. Mother Nature and Father Time 6/21/2008
11. My Real E-Bay Name 6/12/2008
12. My New Caravan 6/21/2008
13. My Mother! 6/28/2008
14. Buying on eBay 6/24/2008
15. Our Names 6/21/2008
16. Male Drivers! 7/23/2008
17. Cyber-Sex 8/2/2008
18. My Home Remedies 6/20/2008
19. Fur Coat Toupee 6/19/2008
20. Housework 6/24/2008

Performing Fleas

Last week I bought performing fleas
From someone on eBay
I opened the box and, if you please...
The blighters ran away!

I searched for them here
and I searched for them there
Those little bugs had gone
Then I saw - a white dog hair

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