Treasure Island

VICTORIA GEORGE

(LONDON)

Poems of VICTORIA GEORGE

1. A Chocolate Teapot 7/8/2008
2. A Distastrous Day Out 8/2/2008
3. A New Diet 7/17/2008
4. Addicted Dog! 7/28/2008
5. An English Country Garden (My Version) 6/21/2008
6. Be Careful What You Buy 6/12/2008
7. Best Friends 7/19/2008
8. Blow-Up Dolls 8/2/2008
9. Buying on eBay 6/24/2008
10. Cyber-Sex 8/2/2008
11. Dog Coats 8/2/2008
12. Dog's False Teeth 7/28/2008
13. Drunken Dad 7/15/2008
14. Feng Shui! 7/23/2008
15. Fiona The Rat 6/12/2008
16. Fox Whisperer 6/23/2008
17. Fur Coat Toupee 6/19/2008
18. Housework 6/24/2008
19. I Must Stop Swearing 6/27/2008
20. I'm Too Ugly! 7/23/2008

The e-Bay CD

Bought a CD off ebay today
Two quid is what I had to pay
It was covered in grime
And some kind of slime
I should’ve just thrown it away

It was Kylie Minogues greatest hits
Cover picture showing her t*ts
The booket was stuck

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