VICTORIA GEORGE Poems

The royals were having a joke
Laughing almost fit to near burst
Zara said “Let’s all have a bet
To see which of us can look worst? ”
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I had a moth eaten fur coat
That had seen a much better day
I think it was made from a goat
I thought it might sell on e-Bay
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The fool and silly prat went to see
If they could find a pea green boat
They signed onto eBay - it was free
Then they began to gloat
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I was browsing on e-Bay’s job lots
When I found an interesting thing
It said “This unopened box
could contain all manner of bling”
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I wanted to buy some friends a nice gift
For their wedding, some time away
The happy couple had given a list
So I decided to look on e-Bay
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I wanted a nice new du-vet
And chose one in lovely white cotton
I bought it last week off e-Bay
But it turned out to be pretty rotten
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Old Elsie Clutter decided one day
She had a few things she could sell on eBay
She sold a few knicks knacks, a few bits of tat
Got hooked on the selling and never looked back.
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Bought a CD off ebay today
Two quid is what I had to pay
It was covered in grime
And some kind of slime
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Last week I bought performing fleas
From someone on eBay
I opened the box and, if you please...
The blighters ran away!
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I was browsing around for a gadget
For trimming my long finger-nails
I bought one from someone on ebay
It arrived next day in the mail
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