Alessandra Liverani

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Alessandra Liverani Poems

41. - Prisons In The Air: : Humour, Inspiration 2/9/2005
42. - Put It In The Bad Poem Section: : Humour 4/17/2007
43. - Recycled Tactics: : Humour 11/17/2010
44. - Saucy Chef: : Humour 4/7/2009
45. - She's A Beagle: : Humour 4/14/2005
46. - Size Rise Surprise: : Humour 5/30/2007
47. - Spammed! : : Humour 5/12/2008
48. - Spectacle Debacle: : Humour 1/11/2012
49. - Strategic Plan: : Humour 8/5/2012
50. - The Anzac Bridge: : Humour 6/7/2010
51. - The Auditors Are Coming: : Humour 5/7/2009
52. - The Christmas Card: : Humour 1/11/2012
53. - The Clones: : Humour 11/17/2010
54. - The Dining Table: : Humour 8/15/2006
55. - The Dolgopolov Mountains: : Humour 2/2/2011
56. - The Fight: : Humour 2/22/2011
57. - The Red Hat: : Humour 6/7/2010
58. - The Rooster: : Humour 2/1/2005
59. - The Sniff Test: : Humour 7/20/2011
60. - The Space Race: : Humour 8/5/2012
61. - The Truth: : Humour, Inspiration 11/2/2006
62. - The Weather Report: : Humour 5/7/2009
63. - The Worstest One: : Humour, Inspiration 2/2/2005
64. - They Said He Was Really, Really Dumb: : Humour 4/3/2008
65. - Thoughts For Sale: : Humour, Inspiration 8/11/2005
66. - Three O'Clock Her Time: : Humour 6/7/2010
67. - Time Changing Is Constant For All: : Humour, Science 8/19/2010
68. - Uuuiiie: : Humour 4/4/2007
69. - Vampire Of The Night: : Humour 1/27/2010
70. - We Didn'T! : : Humour 7/30/2009
71. - Whatever: : Humour, Inspiration 6/2/2011
72. - Where Are My Glasses? : : Humour 10/22/2005
73. - Writing On A Writing Course: : Humour 7/9/2010
74. - Yes Please : : Humour 6/2/2011
75. A Smoker's Life 9/28/2005
76. Abracadabra 8/27/2007
77. Addiction Is Addiction Is Addiction Is Addiction 9/15/2005
78. Analyse This 6/1/2005
79. Appearances Are Deceptive 5/28/2005
80. Are Brainwashers Brainwashed? 4/1/2007
Best Poem of Alessandra Liverani

- It's All Relative: : Humour

My mother’s brother’s sister’s name is Grace
She’s my aunt and likes to go from place to place
My mother’s sister’s brother’s name is Brad
He’s my uncle and he is my cousin’s Dad

My grandmother on my mother’s side
Is my maternal gran, she is my grandfather’s bride
She also is my father’s mother-in-law
And not surprisingly they often go to war

My cousin is the nephew of my mother
His father happens to be my mother’s brother
My aunty’s niece is in fact myself
If you're confused please don't look at me for help

(Sydney, Australia - 2005)

Read the full of - It's All Relative: : Humour

This Is A Test Only

You're sitting at your desk, trying to concentrate
When suddenly the loudspeaker crackles with a voice that just can't wait
THIS IS A TEST ONLY, PLEASE DISREGARD THIS MESSAGE
You then sit waiting expectantly, just a little bit on edge

For the certain piercing screech of the office fire alarm
It is warning you to leave, so that you'll stay out of harm
Yet you stubbornly stay put, continue working at your desk
Because you know that this is just merely a test

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