George Hunter Poems

An elephant is an unlikely creature
Who has a rather startling feature.
He has this elongated nose
Which can act just like a hose.
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Took a business (?) trip to the French Sudan
Hoping while there to acquire a tan.
My Girl Friday came along to take a note
When my wife found out, that was all she wrote
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I was just loafing around with nothing better to do
Thought I'd drift uptown and have me a brew.
Put on my cleanest dirty shirt,
Wanting to look good in case I decided to flirt.
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The bird is on the wing
The bee is making honey
And Romney's in the Caymans
Counting out his money.
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</>While grooming his dog,
This man found a flea
And he thought,
By gum and the powers that be,
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Play the fife and beat the drum
And send your boys to war.
We’ll be sending many home
Who’ve never died before.
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One day I was feeling squirrely
And got to my workplace early
Realized it was T.G.I. Friday
The day we usually pay
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It's raining out today
That kinda fits my mood.
I'm just looking out the window
Bemoaning my solitude.
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Was lookin’ over my CDs
This lonely rainy day
Hoping to find some oldies
That I could play.
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If I had a million dollars, or so
I’ll tell you where I’d like to go.
I’d sail on out to Hawaii, the state
I bet living there would sure be great.
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