Fact Finding Poem by George Hunter

The bird is on the wing
The bee is making honey
And Romney's in the Caymans
Counting out his money.

The wolf is on the trail
And the monkey does a caper
While B.H.Obama searches for
His original birth paper.

The birthers say Obama
Was born in a foreign land
How dumb can you get
When the proof is right at hand.

The Neo-Nazis say that
The Holocaust was a lie
And scientists are proving
That bumblebees can't fly

The deniers are claiming that
Evolution isn't true
And they even believe
That the sky's not really blue.

Dowsers believe in
Finding water with a stick
And getting lots of presents
From old Saint Nick.

Some even believe their
Future's in the stars
And that those lines in the scope
Are old canals on Mars.

They believe in the Sandman
And even the Tooth Fairy
And swear on their Bibles
It's a sin for Gays to marry.

UFO's are sighted
Flying round the globe
And aliens are abducting
And doing anal probes.

Well, it's an election year
So everything is fair
Even Dirty Harry orating
To an empty chair.

The Republicans tell lies
That are so uncouth
They believe that if you
Tell them often enough
They become the Gospel truth

This is sure a crazy world
I don't know how to win it
‘Cause everyone in the USA
Gets crazier by the minute.

Ignorance is bliss
As the world gets sappier
For the stupider we get
We couldn't be more happier