John W. McEwers

Freshman - 629 Points (6/20/1980 / Nova Scotia, Halifax)

John W. McEwers Poems

81. Experiment In Autowrite: Four 4/13/2010
82. Experiment In Autowrite: One 4/13/2010
83. Experiment In Autowrite: Two 4/13/2010
84. Fast Lane Lover 2/4/2012
85. Fast Times In Fun And Fusion 2/1/2012
86. Fatal Flaw 2/3/2012
87. Fattening Relationship With That Woman 4/12/2010
88. Faulty Buttoned Heart Valve 2/3/2012
89. Feathers Do Not A Birthday Cake Make 2/1/2012
90. First Love Story At The Movies 2/24/2012
91. Flexible And Exclusionary 2/5/2012
92. Flower 4/12/2010
93. For All The Lovely Ladies 2/14/2012
94. Forbidden Folicles 8/31/2015
95. Forget The Roses 4/12/2010
96. Forgotten Deals, My Dear 3/3/2013
97. Four 4/12/2010
98. France Is For Lovers 2/3/2012
99. Freedom Isn'T For Us 2/1/2012
100. Friendship Is My Only Friend 2/1/2012
101. Friendship Is Nice For Her 4/12/2010
102. Frog Fire 4/12/2010
103. Frosty Firecrackers 2/3/2012
104. Froth Of The Corn Field 3/14/2015
105. Fur Furniture 8/29/2015
106. Get Too High 2/28/2014
107. Ghosts Are Real To Me 2/3/2012
108. Glowphone 2/3/2012
109. Gold Star In My Veins 2/4/2012
110. Good Happy Thoughts 2/3/2012
111. Good Italian Restaurant 2/16/2012
112. Good Job For Him, Is What I Say 4/13/2010
113. Grand Theft Taco 2/3/2012
114. Grant Me Your Hand 2/14/2012
115. Gravy Cakes Is A Bad Nickname For Everyone Except You 8/29/2015
116. Great Big Deer Head 2/4/2012
117. Gross Things 2/14/2012
118. Grow Taller 2/4/2012
119. Guilty By Condemnation 4/12/2010
120. Hair Die 4/12/2010
Best Poem of John W. McEwers

Zoology

Mammals lay no eggs outside of their bodies because they lay them inside of their bodies.
Marsupials carry babies around in sacks like babies are groceries from the corner carry-out.
Fish passively lay eggs in giant areas so that just about anything that wants to can attempt to germinate.
Birds make nests.
Where does John fit in?

Snakes leave their skin on the ground because they are comfortable without it.
Trees leave leafs to die around them to fertilize.
Sheep need their wool to be taken from them or else they'll get too hot.
Sharks have too many teeth to ...

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Forget The Roses

Forgot lies, she said
and she said forget the flowers
they weren't pretty, you know,
you knew they weren't and thats why
you picked them and she said
it ain't bail money baby, it aint some price
to pay for me being here
but I swear I'll leave if you buy
that kinda flower
one more time.

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