Treasure Island

Gary Diamond

(04-10-1984 / Portsmouth, UK)

100 Cups of Coffee


I am the new Philip J Fry.
I want to break the record
100 cups of coffee
In 24 hours.
One every 20 minutes.

Would I shake
Would I laugh
Would caffeine at those doses
Make me hallucinate
Like smoking four cigarettes in ten minutes
As I did
For a dare
In college
(I lost.)

Although I must admit
I'd be hard pressed
To have a robot for a friend
And a cyclops as a lover.
I hope the future
Is just as fun
As it looks in my favourite show.

Submitted: Sunday, February 24, 2008
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