bob eichen


A Brief History Of Modern Warfare Vis-A-Vis Men And Woman - Poem by bob eichen

The Evolutionary War Wife: Wife created in likeness of diety, concludes husband descended from ape.
The Uncivil Wife War: Slave man uprises against cruel evil owner.
The First World War Wife: The wife to end all wives. War declared. It ended.
Wife World War Two: No peace in our time. After years of conflict, loser Wife passes Marital Martial Plan. Husband gives all money to rebuild loser.
The Korean Police Action Wife: Too much action. Wife calls police. Peace breaks out after divorce.
The War Wife From Southeast Asia: Linga, linga ling, ling, ling, ling, ling. It's over.
The Islamic War Wife: Husband refuses to submit. Jihad finally forces him to knees. He prays it will end soon.


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  • Rookie - 431 Points Patti Masterman (7/21/2009 12:09:00 PM)

    I can't stop laughing, (and wondering which one of those I am?) LOL (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Poem Edited: Tuesday, February 26, 2008


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