The English french like they english
and the French english like they french.
If the English englished like the French english,
and the French frenched like the English french,
then each used the other's words,
the English would french like the French,
and the French would english like the English:
the opposite of what I said at the start,
and you wouldn't be able to tell the buggers apart.
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excuse me while i fall over from dizziness! ! ! ! ! cute, douglas. thanks for sharing. now, if only australian tourists and students and transplants (in the u.s.a.) could learn to speak english like we americans, i.e. properly! ! ! !