A Man Above Her Poem by Randy McClave

She posted that she was looking for a man
Who was tall, had a great smile, and was tan,
And who had no needle marks on his hands
And the clothes that he wore is the best brands.
He must also own his own house
And must not have any connections to ex's especially a divorced spouse,
He must also have a very fat wallet and his own car
So, he can take her places both near and far.
He must also be very fond of children
A lifetime commitment to them he must not run,
He must not be bald but have beautiful hair
In which every looker will adore as they stare.
He must also be very clean
And he must also always worry about his own hygiene,
And he must also have beautiful eyes
The type that as you gaze at they can hypnotize.

She never cared and she would not ever listen
If he had a great soul, or if he was a devout caring Christian,
Or If he was educated and intelligent
I guess she wasn't looking for that type of gent.
She, was looking for a man with not one needle mark
But, she smokes pot and gets high at night in the dark,
And she wants a man with no blemishes
But, she has tattoos which was her own desires and wishes.
She wants a man with words of love he would always disperse
While she just enjoys to mock and curse,
And she wants a man who will never make a mistake or fail
But, of course she has been arrested, and has been in jail.
I would say this before she begins her conquest and her search
Before, she places herself on the highest perch,
If I would post what I was looking for in a woman list
She would fall off her perch and would curse and shake her fist.

Randy L. McClave