Applebee's Waitress Fired For Posting No Tip Receipt Left By Cheapskate Pastor Poem by Luke Easter

Had lunch with two friends last year a minister & a pastor,
We overheard our server saying Christians are a disaster,
They are nasty, never tip and are very mean to their kids,
So, I am not surprised at what this so called pastor did.

The pastor even called her over to invite her to his church,
But she worked on Sunday's seeing first hand all the dirt,
There is a reason churches are folding and tithes are down,
Since many church leaders in public perform like clowns.

"Give and it will be given to you, good measure pressed down, "
Luke 6: 38 says when you give God make's the return abound,
"Knowing that whatsoever good… the same he shall receive, "
This verse in Ephesians 6: 8 tells what to expect and believe.

For a pastor to use God as reason for not conforming to rules,
Kind of makes the pulpit seem like it's run by a bunch of fools,
In public, if you cannot get men & women of God to conform,
Any wonder why children act like idiots wherever they perform?

Politicians are campaigning for an office when they are elected,
Yet pastors through exceptional behavior are otherwise selected,
This waitress posted the receipt online and was promptly fired,
Shame on Applebee's, Assistant Manager, she should be hired.

The church congregation who should dismiss Pastor Alois Bell,
What kind of testimony does this represent whenever you tell?
Your flock to promote Christianity for new converts to attract,
But in likewise circumstances you will throw down and attack.

Obviously impersonating a pastor in St. Louis is not real crime,
Because if it was, this phony clergy would be doing real time,
Applebee's adds a mandatory gratuity to every single receipt,
Pastor had to humble herself before her church for her deceit.

"Embarrassment to my church and ministry, " caused by whom?
Not by server Chelsea Welch as Applebee's lowered the boom,
They pacified an angry customer & fired a dedicated employee,
Mathematically it amounts to 18% for Satan,0% for the ministry.