Biz Trip To Dublin Poem by Ima Ryma

I am off to Dublin this year
St. Paddy's Day to celebrate,
A time and place for much good cheer,
Half a million folks - ah so great!
A lot of Guinness sales will be,
Least 15 million pints or more,
Giving me opportunity
To tag the tipsy and to score.
For five days the festivities,
Parades and parties, going on.
I will use my talent with ease,
Fitting in well, this leprechaun.

I'll pickpocket the young and old,
Adding lots to me pot o' gold.