Christmas With My Mistress Poem by Trade Martin

The weather’s real snowy…..,
Her place is cozy and warm…..,
She’s givin’ me a lap dance….,
While sippin’ wine and nearly gone…..,
It’s a great time of the year….,
To fool around and party on……,
Christmas With My Mistress…..! ! !

The old lady’s at home……,
Tendin’ to the kids…..,
She thinks I’m takin’ care of business….,
Not funny business like this….,
Forget about them baby…..,
Come and give me a kiss…..,
Christmas With My Mistress….! ! !

Some may call me a jerk…..,
Or any name they choose…..,
But I know a thousand guys…..,
Wish they were in my shoes…,
She’s got a nice tight booty…..,
And knows all the naughty moves…..,
When I say come to Santa…..,
She doesn’t ever refuse…..! ! !

Sure I take good care of her…..,
Not much pleasure comes for free…..,
She finds lots of lovely presents….,
Under her evergreen tree…..,
So she never has a headache…..,
When I say, “Let’s go baby”…..,
She brings me Yuletide bliss…..,
Christmas With My Mistress….! ! !