Penny-pinching coupon-cutters
slaving for a cut-rate bargain.
Watchword pundits stand on pulpits;
The same old news gets reprinted.
Recycled second-rate lyrics
causing stinging noise pollution.
Cookie-cutter conformity;
Join us in the institution!
Old man-eating silver panners;
Are you hungry for a hot meal?
Forty-niners skipping land mines;
Are you ready to make a deal?
When ready Misses Doe,
sign on the dotted line;
The pen writes in your blood.
And also, be sure to
take advantage of our
protection agreement!
God's boot-lickers, Nick's war-shipers;
Praying to your skull and crossbones.
Cookie-cutter conformity;
Follow me to your brand new home!
Women-eating two-timing bulls;
Are you hungry for a hot meal?
Literary raiders at seize;
Are you ready to make a deal?
When ready Mister Doe,
sign on the dotted line;
The pen writes in your blood.
And also, be sure to
take advantage of our
protection agreement!
Freebooting's not a crime!
Freebooting's not a crime!
Freebooting's not a crime;
As long as you're free to!
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