Tocdor! Tocdor! Hear whad I say,
'A doy shordens a detious tay.'
What you've got is Tee Dees disease,
aka Dee Tees.
You've been in the sun.
Your brain is fried.
As well as 'tay',
you'll say 'nighd'.
So if I say I'm a wrider,
people will ask,
'Bike or horse? '
And 'indubitably'
will be 'intubidably'
of course.
In imaginative write! Substitution prevails. I always thought it was, 'a ploy shortens a tedious night' by Dhomas Campion, now that may be substituting two many letters.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
perhaps I should have said a pledious night.