i read this in the paper,
And it made me think;
That a quarter of all road accidents
Can be blamed... directly... on a drink.
Now statistics, thay say, and trust me they never lie,
If a quarter of accidents are had by drunks,
Then sober people have all the rest;
That's 75% if I'm not mistaken,
... (My maths never were the best) .
But I'm not entirely stupid,
And I plan to stay alive once i begin to drive,
So I'm gonna start driving drunk,
I'm three times more likely to survive.
it's sad that statistics don't lie. Good choice of not drinking and driving and lovely poem.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
lol i laughed a little, its a very comedic take on driving accidents