Elizabeth The 2nd Is Dead, Finally, R I P, But..... Imagine Bri As King! ! ! Poem by Bri Edwards

Elizabeth II Is Dead, Finally, RIP, But..... Imagine Bri As King! ! !


I, Bri....(King Bri I? ?) ..... as King of anything is HARD...
to imagine. After all, I'm only a lousy American BARD.
Would I still need to wipe my own a++s? Would I really?
OK, having someone else do it might be too 'touchy-feely'.

Oh! Maybe I should use 'tushie-feely'. Yes, that does fit.
OR maybe I should stop typing NOW? Shall I now quit...
while I'm not in U.K. with my neck on the chopping block,
an axman awaiting, his head covered with a holey sock?

Soon-to-be-king, Prince Charles (born 5 months afore me) ,
had mum Elizabeth, the middle name of the one who bore me.
So, really, is it too much of a stretch of my imagination....
to see myself, Bri, as the new King of a European island nation?

Yes, it IS. I can't 'see' me being crowned, wearing all that bling,
I'd best remain at home, where my wife, my praises, does SING! !


(September 8th,2022)