'Etiquette' Poem by Linda Winchell

Tuck your shirt into your pants!
Close your legs when you sit!
Don't talk with your mouth full of food!
And PLEASE when you talk, DON't spit!

Hold out your little pinky when you drink!
And keep elbows OFF the table!
DON'T EVER pick your teeth while out in public!
Etiquette is life's most necessary staple!

Use only the little fork when eating salad!
Chew with your mouth SHUT!
And for heavens sake DON'T belch!
And NEVER make a butt, rutta, tut, tut!

NEVER be seen picking ones nose!
And NEVER blow it while at the table!
This is some of Etiquette, '101! '
Your life's MOST necessary staple!