Elizabeth Bishop

(8 February 1911 – 6 October 1979 / Worcester, Massachusetts)

Exchanging Hats - Poem by Elizabeth Bishop

Unfunny uncles who insist
in trying on a lady's hat,
--oh, even if the joke falls flat,
we share your slight transvestite twist

in spite of our embarrassment.
Costume and custom are complex.
The headgear of the other sex
inspires us to experiment.

Anandrous aunts, who, at the beach
with paper plates upon your laps,
keep putting on the yachtsmen's caps
with exhibitionistic screech,

the visors hanging o'er the ear
so that the golden anchors drag,
--the tides of fashion never lag.
Such caps may not be worn next year.

Or you who don the paper plate
itself, and put some grapes upon it,
or sport the Indian's feather bonnet,
--perversities may aggravate

the natural madness of the hatter.
And if the opera hats collapse
and crowns grow draughty, then, perhaps,
he thinks what might a miter matter?

Unfunny uncle, you who wore a
hat too big, or one too many,
tell us, can't you, are there any
stars inside your black fedora?

Aunt exemplary and slim,
with avernal eyes, we wonder
what slow changes they see under
their vast, shady, turned-down brim.


Comments about Exchanging Hats by Elizabeth Bishop

  • (8/3/2016 4:32:00 PM)


    runs on the gentle, non-vindictive criticism that typifies Bishop's poetry. Assembles images to illustrate her abstractions in a painterly way. MM (Report) Reply

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  • (8/3/2016 11:16:00 AM)


    A beautifully crafted lovely poem inked in lighter vein and full of amusement. Thanks for sharing. (Report) Reply

  • Edward Kofi Louis (8/3/2016 11:06:00 AM)


    The golden anchors! ! Nice work. (Report) Reply

  • (8/3/2016 4:49:00 AM)


    An odd, but interesting poem. (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Monday, January 13, 2003



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